Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile at it.

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People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.

My mama always used to tell me: ‘If you can’t find somethin’ to live for, you best find somethin’ to die for. - Tupac Shakur

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.

Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer 

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Stop trying to fit in when you were born to stand out.

I have been up against tough competition all my life. I wouldn’t know how to get along without it. 

I thought I couldn’t afford to take her out and smoke as well.  So I gave up cigarettes.  Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought:  “Oh well,” and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.  - Benny Hill

If you catch me saying ‘I am a serious actor,’ I beg you to slap me. - J. D.

big time